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Question of The Day: How Many Plastic Dresses Does Katy Perry Own?

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You know what keeps me awake at night? Katy Perry's style. It's terrifying, yet fascinating... the "singer" has been wearing so many PVC dresses in the last few weeks, I can't even count! This is still street corner style but hopefully, she'll grow out of her candy-bondage phase soon...

-Christelle-
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Look at All the Weekend Fun You've Missed!

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I once joked Katy Perry was on course to use pretty much all the makeup in the world...and it looks like I was right. Forget the drag queen look, Katy will transform into an alien for her next music video "E.T".
 Selena Gomez went partying dressed for Halloween...and maybe it was.

Britney made a stage comeback in Vegas, dressed like a hooker sexy pop star this. Honestly, she probably looks better than your average woman out there, but this corset is really not a good look! I'm almost embarrassed for her.

-Christelle-
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Grammys: I Want Nicki Minaj's Hair!

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Oh Nicki Minaj...that hairdo is genius! I mean, leopard print in your hair? That's fierce. While Lady Gaga made her grand entrance in an egg, her stage outfit was underwhelming...she looked like Madonna circa 1990...hardly anything new. Also what I like about Minaj is the joy that emanates from her, she looks like someone fun to hang out with - I saw her once on the Fashion Police TV show and she's not afraid of poking fun at herself...while Lady Gaga's interviews are BORING. La Caca takes herself so seriously, it's almost comical.

Esperanza Balding, the Grammy winner in the New Artist category (oh snatch, Justin Bieber) was a little OTT:  crazy dress, crazy color, big hairdo, and purple shoes...hmm, no thank you.

Also on the red carpet: Miley Cyrus had the biggest side boob cleavage I've seen in a long time, looking like her usual trashy self. Katy Perry managed not to irritate me, for once and Willow Smith sounded more articulate than Marc Anthony.


-Christelle-


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Why Kesha and Katy Perry Should Live in a Dumpster.

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Well, isn't it obvious? Katy Perry wears clothes that should go straight to the garbage while Ke$ha picks hers from the dumpster...therefore living in one would make sense for these two.

Perry wore this purple "dress" (I'm using the term loosely) for her Purr fragrance launch, which begs a few philosophical questions:
- Is it possible for a woman to look more like a drag queen than a drag queen? 
I live in Toronto's gay district and my neighbour is a 6'3 deep-voiced, hot babe, named "Kim"; I've watched all three seasons of Ru Paul's Drag Race, so I know a thing or two about drag queens and the answer to this question is: yes, Katy Perry looks more like a caricature woman than Priscilla Queen of the Desert, herself!

- Does Jesus exist? 
Yes, he does.  Katy Perry's classy "Jesus" tattoo reminds us that miracles do exist and she's the living proof of this. How would you otherwise explain her miraculous transformation from startled rodent to Barbie doll?

- Why would anyone use references to felines to sell a fragrance?
Answer A: To make retarded pussy jokes -ad nauseam- which are neither cute nor funny (just like Russell Brand, really).
Answer B: This person has lost the sense of smell, sight and is slightly demented.
Answer C: All of the above.
When I think of cats scents, the pungent smell of urine and the not-so-appetizing cat food come to my mind. In a nutshell: a stinky mess. Like well... Katy Perry's latest single, husband, dress! Life is a circle, my friends. A circle.
 

-Christelle-

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