Does Not Compute

The Jersey Shore cast opening the NY Stock Exchange.


Heidi Klum's roots and/or streaky highlights.


Jessica Biel's choice of undergarments.

Heidi Montag backing out of a reality show.

The fact Angelina Jolie has a colorful past is suddenly news. 2001 was not that long ago.

And one for the road: Americans who blind buy bottles of Jennifer Aniston's perfume from UK eBay sellers (and pay through the nose, of course). This fragrance will be in our department stores in a few weeks and at online discounters a couple of months later. Can it be that good? I doubt it?

Photos: I'm Not Obsessed, Socialite Life and The Superficial.