Showing posts with label Too ugly. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Too ugly. Show all posts
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-Christelle-
You see, Lisamarie has been bugging me for a while: she does not approve of my free love lifestyle and would like to see me getting married - any guy would do, really - as long as she can wear a bridesmaid dress... and I believe I've just found the perfect bridal gown and the perfect bridesmaid outfit for her. So perfect, in fact, I'm already crying - yes, laughing hysterically will do that to you! -
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| This is possibly the most ridiculous bridal dress ever made. |
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| How many collars do you need? As many as your sleeves! |
Pictures: Imaxtree
-Christelle-
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| Louis Vuitton - Daisy Half Boots ($2,200) |
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| Iris Schieferstein |
Is it art? It it fashion? Who cares. It's just butt ugly!
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| Comme des Garçons - $743 |
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| Balenciaga - Lego heels - $4200 |
Of course Beyonce had to wear these heels a couple of seasons ago.
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| Nina Ricci - Heel-less shoes |
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| Aminaka Wilmon - Sole-less shoes |
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| Jeremy Scott for Adidas - $240 |
Happy shopping!
-Christelle-
I find Leona Lewis really gorgeous: she has a beautiful face, with a new nose, a curvy body and a voice to match...however, this lady has lost her mind. A lip top? Seriously?
Mind you, the crazy Pierrot outfit she wore a while ago was so sad, it almost made me cry. Ill-fitting, badly made, it looks like something I would sew for my worst enemy.
And to top this, Leona was very proud to announce she had designed this lippy dress. This is probably the first celebrity I believe actually designed her outfits.
There is nothing worse than trying to look edgy when you're as dull as dishwater. She's so dull, I'm bored just reading her name.
Now Leona, watch how you do C.R.A.Z.Y : Taylor Momsen schools you! Underage Taylor forgot her pants - as usual - at the Justin Bieber's film Premiere. Did I mention, lots of really young kids were in attendance? Being an attention whore is a full-time job for Taylor.
So are you excited by Leona's upcoming clothing range, like I am?
-Christelle-
Well, isn't it obvious? Katy Perry wears clothes that should go straight to the garbage while Ke$ha picks hers from the dumpster...therefore living in one would make sense for these two.
Perry wore this purple "dress" (I'm using the term loosely) for her Purr fragrance launch, which begs a few philosophical questions:
- Is it possible for a woman to look more like a drag queen than a drag queen?
I live in Toronto's gay district and my neighbour is a 6'3 deep-voiced, hot babe, named "Kim"; I've watched all three seasons of Ru Paul's Drag Race, so I know a thing or two about drag queens and the answer to this question is: yes, Katy Perry looks more like a caricature woman than Priscilla Queen of the Desert, herself!
- Does Jesus exist?
Yes, he does. Katy Perry's classy "Jesus" tattoo reminds us that miracles do exist and she's the living proof of this. How would you otherwise explain her miraculous transformation from startled rodent to Barbie doll?
- Why would anyone use references to felines to sell a fragrance?
Answer A: To make retarded pussy jokes -ad nauseam- which are neither cute nor funny (just like Russell Brand, really).
Answer B: This person has lost the sense of smell, sight and is slightly demented.
Answer C: All of the above.
When I think of cats scents, the pungent smell of urine and the not-so-appetizing cat food come to my mind. In a nutshell: a stinky mess. Like well... Katy Perry's latest single, husband, dress! Life is a circle, my friends. A circle.
-Christelle-
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