Clothing Optional at London Fashion Week: Charlie Le Mindu Would Rather Go Naked!

Clothes are so overrated, darling! And so 2009! The wig maker Charlie Le Mindu presented his Spring/Summer 2011 collection with a spectacular runway: no clothes and lots of hair. That's right, Le Mindu sent naked models down the runway. I mean so NAKED, I could see all their...ahem, lady bits which I had to cover for our North American readers (mostly for Lisamarie). After topless bearded models  at Berlin Fashion Week, we've seen full nudity on the runway yesterday... so what's next? Bearded naked models? Lady Gaga might beat them all to the punch.

A slight improvement...at least she's wearing underwear!

I'd rather go naked than wear hair! - Pictures: Tom Vandeputte via Blowpresent

Pam Hogg, another British designer, created this outfit which consists of some kind of very secure chastity belt (you'd need that for someone like Lisamarie). Again, I can make the same crap for you for a few bucks, it would make a great Christmas present! I know you want it.
After thousands of years, women have earned the right to design their own chastity belts and wear them in public without any clothes. Yay for us!

Picture: Dailymail.co.uk